Morning Chat

Everyone has that time in between the time they actually show up for work and the time they start working. Anne and I have discovered a way to make people leave us the hell alone. See when you chat online you are pounding away (that's what she said) on the keyboard. Therefore, co-workers believe you are working hard on a project when in reality you are plotting a way to fake sick, or maybe even fake your own death just so you can go home. Below is an example of how Anne and I start our day.

8:33 AM Anne: i got my invite

 me: yey

 Anne: i know

  pablo rubbed it on his cheek

  he goes "what kinda paper is this?"

 me: I love him

 Anne: I was like BABY SHOWER PAPER its made from babies

  he goes 'Oh

8:34 AM me: duh

  thats why its so soft

 Anne: you know

  how are you?

 me: im ok

  sleepy, really sleepy

  and ready to be on maternity leave

8:35 AM i am nesting

  at work and at home

  i cleaned bottles last night

 Anne: thats so fun

 me: i know!

 Anne: nesting

  haha

  you wanna come to my house and nest?

  its dirty

  would that work ?

  ok no

 me: no

 Anne: no

 me: no

8:36 AM Anne: no nuh uh

  did you hear about dda

  dad

 me: NO

  what happened

 Anne: GETTING ARRESTED

 me: WHAT

 Anne: BY FOUR SHERIFFS

 me: im calling him right now

 Anne: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND

  lol

 me: shut up

  are you liing?

  b/c i am calling

  its ringing

 Anne: no i'm not

8:37 AM he was like "can you take out my phone and grab a pic sherriff so i can post this to Facebook?'

8:39 AM me: OMG that is so funny

  i just talked to him

  i said "why did you kill a goose"

 Anne: isn't that so funny

 me: he said b/c it pooped

 Anne: and it attacked a lady in his office area and she fell and broke her ankle

8:41 AM me: oh he told me he was tired of it pooping

8:42 AM that is just great

 Anne: ya that too i think

 me: i am lauging really hard

  only dad

  man i love him

  did he go to jail?

 Anne: no

 me: goose killa

  thats his new name

8:43 AM Anne: that sherrif read him his rights only because he said he was telling him too much lol

  goose kille

  killa

 me: what can't you and Kylee wait for?

 Anne: we're going to belize

  to go diving

8:44 AM april 20

8:45 AM me: OMG

  i wanna go

 Anne: you can totally come

 me: thats unbelizeable

  hahahahahahaha

8:46 AM Anne: LOL

  bahahahaha

 me: no i really can't come i am not allowed to travle

  im too pregnant

 Anne: ya

  you are kinda bouyant

 me: it would be hard to dive

  my butt would stay afloat

 Anne: ya we'd have to put weights on you

8:47 AM me: ya

 Anne: and that would feel too much like a criminal act

  veird

 me: ok maybe next time

 Anne: ya