Hiding In a Mansion

I can't think of a good intro for this chat. It took place after Osama Bin Laden was killed, and the news was reporting that he was 'Hiding in a Mansion'....

Anne: hiding.in.a.mansion

 Alexis: I know

9:35 AM a mansion "They'll never find me here, I am going to tweet about it"

  (I said that w/ my derka derka voice)

  which btw sounds a lot like the count from seasme street

9:37 AM Anne: I picture him with his hands out weighing his options on a scale "cave...mansion....cave....mansion....cave....mansion"

9:39 AM Alexis: then his go-to guy being like "I don't like the cave, its too cold and there is no cable. And I want to watch the balchlor"

9:40 AM Anne: and then his wife is like "and I miss my mattress" and he's all "SHUT UP about the damn memory foam"

9:41 AM Alexis: hahahahaa

  and she is like "FINE you go to cave, I am going to the mansion!"

9:42 AM Anne: "and go-to guy glares at Osama like 'SHE ALWAYS GETS HER WAY I want to go with her what a bitch"

9:43 AM meanwhile Osama is like 'but look guys we have all these cave ammenities like bats and trickling water noises"

9:48 AM Alexis: And go-to guy is like "The trickling water makes me have to pee all the time! And I want to pee in your golden toilet!"

9:51 AM Anne: and Osama's all "ya I miss my golden toilette. Do yall remember when butler man cooked us all fried chicken every Sunday? Man that was good. Maybe yall are right we should go head on back. stupid bats. Can I take this one (pointing to a baby bat with a floppy ear)

9:52 AM Alexis: and then he says "And I don't want to miss that show Sister Wives, I can really relate to them. I'm taking this bat isn't he adorable?

  

  END SCENE

 Anne: you just ended scene?

9:53 AM really?

  I've been over here putting myself in cave vs. mansion mode really trying to collaborate

  and generate some good stuff

  and now i have my mmm (monday morning meeting)

9:54 AM Alexis: I hate your MMM

 Anne: I'm thinking will ferrell would be a good bat taker

 Alexis: it always interrupts my morning

 Anne: ME TOO!

  is it wrong that the minute I found out last night I was FLOODED with SNL skits

9:55 AM Alexis: no.

  Dad texted me this morning and was like TURN ON CNN

  and I was like I dont have cable

 Anne: i mean the whole 'found him in a mansion' thing just sent me off the deep end

 Alexis: oh I wonder if he was shooting a rap video