Wednesday, November 2, 2011

My $300 Laundry Rack

I had a baby 5 1/2 months ago. Sure, I was every pregnant woman's worse nightmare. I barely gained weight, I was glowing, from the back you couldn't even tell I was pregnant. Ok so the glowing was probably from the excessive sweat that happened because of all the vomiting. But I threw up so much that I actually lost weight. So when I pushed out my 8 pound chunkabutt baby, and started breastfeeding, I actually lost a lot of weight. Then I moved, and stopped breastfeeding. I also have an issue with food. See, the issue is, I am in love with it. All of it. Mostly sugar and high fructose corn syrup. I like making brownies just to eat the batter. If it was legal to marry chocolate chip cookie dough I would. I mean, I already take it to bed. So, as you can see, it was too my shock and horror that my jeans don't fit and my upper arm continues to jiggle long after I stop waving hello. After hours of attempting to squeeze my fat ass in jeans I forced my husband to buy me an elliptical.

I just got off the elliptical. I sweat like a pregnant nun in church. My thighs are still touching when I walk! GAH how long does it take to loose 40 pounds? If it was up to me, I would get lipo. But Dathan says I need to "work for it"so that way I will "appreciate" it. Whatever, I appreciate it. Lipo is lifestyle change. without the diet, and if you think about it it will save me money. I am not sure how but I bet it would. Then I could turn my new elliptical into a laundry rack!

Ok, I gotta go, I need to go yell at the halloween candy.


Annastasia Beaverhousen said...

Can you really tell if someone is pregnant from the back? I don't understand that. Maybe because my boobs are so big that you can see the sides of them from the back. But otherwise...

Anne+Alexis said...

Good question. I am not sure. But that is what ppl told me. So I went with it.