Going, going, back, back to Tally, Tally

So I am from Tallahassee, Florida. About 4 months ago my husband got a kick ass a job about 6 hours south of Tallahassee. This past weekend we decided to take a trip up there to see family and what not. We left late Friday evening and were only going to stay there through Sunday afternoon. However, I feel like we packed enough to be gone for a month. I swear kids need more crap when it comes to traveling. Anyway, so as we are driving Dathan (that's my hubby) asks me "Did you bring shoes?" He is glaring at my flip-flops as if I were wearing nothing on my feet. (Who forgets shoes btw) So I said "Ya, I brought my brown flip-flops and my black flip-flops" He flips out! Not even kidding. He is all "You only brought flip-flops!" Excuse me for not bringing my ruby slippers, stripper heels and running shoes. I figured a trip lasting 48 hours would not require such attire! Here is the best part he goes "I brought my black shoes, my tennis shoes, my flip flops and my other black shoes!" Then I realize OMG did I marry a woman? This guy brought more shoes than me!


Our trip continues and we are about an hour away from Tallahassee. We are traveling through a little po' dunk town called Madison, FL. All of the sudden Dathan sighs and says "Aww, Madison. Hey this is where I touched my first boob! It was in the back of a church van"
CHEESE AND RICE 2nd base in the back of a church van? These madison kids are hard core.

The weekend in Tally was fun. I got to see my sisters and hang out with family. The right home wasn't as interesting. The highlight of it all was the all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. 

Morning Chat

Everyone has that time in between the time they actually show up for work and the time they start working. Anne and I have discovered a way to make people leave us the hell alone. See when you chat online you are pounding away (that's what she said) on the keyboard. Therefore, co-workers believe you are working hard on a project when in reality you are plotting a way to fake sick, or maybe even fake your own death just so you can go home. Below is an example of how Anne and I start our day.

8:33 AM Anne: i got my invite

 me: yey

 Anne: i know

  pablo rubbed it on his cheek

  he goes "what kinda paper is this?"

 me: I love him

 Anne: I was like BABY SHOWER PAPER its made from babies

  he goes 'Oh

8:34 AM me: duh

  thats why its so soft

 Anne: you know

  how are you?

 me: im ok

  sleepy, really sleepy

  and ready to be on maternity leave

8:35 AM i am nesting

  at work and at home

  i cleaned bottles last night

 Anne: thats so fun

 me: i know!

 Anne: nesting

  haha

  you wanna come to my house and nest?

  its dirty

  would that work ?

  ok no

 me: no

 Anne: no

 me: no

8:36 AM Anne: no nuh uh

  did you hear about dda

  dad

 me: NO

  what happened

 Anne: GETTING ARRESTED

 me: WHAT

 Anne: BY FOUR SHERIFFS

 me: im calling him right now

 Anne: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND

  lol

 me: shut up

  are you liing?

  b/c i am calling

  its ringing

 Anne: no i'm not

8:37 AM he was like "can you take out my phone and grab a pic sherriff so i can post this to Facebook?'

8:39 AM me: OMG that is so funny

  i just talked to him

  i said "why did you kill a goose"

 Anne: isn't that so funny

 me: he said b/c it pooped

 Anne: and it attacked a lady in his office area and she fell and broke her ankle

8:41 AM me: oh he told me he was tired of it pooping

8:42 AM that is just great

 Anne: ya that too i think

 me: i am lauging really hard

  only dad

  man i love him

  did he go to jail?

 Anne: no

 me: goose killa

  thats his new name

8:43 AM Anne: that sherrif read him his rights only because he said he was telling him too much lol

  goose kille

  killa

 me: what can't you and Kylee wait for?

 Anne: we're going to belize

  to go diving

8:44 AM april 20

8:45 AM me: OMG

  i wanna go

 Anne: you can totally come

 me: thats unbelizeable

  hahahahahahaha

8:46 AM Anne: LOL

  bahahahaha

 me: no i really can't come i am not allowed to travle

  im too pregnant

 Anne: ya

  you are kinda bouyant

 me: it would be hard to dive

  my butt would stay afloat

 Anne: ya we'd have to put weights on you

8:47 AM me: ya

 Anne: and that would feel too much like a criminal act

  veird

 me: ok maybe next time

 Anne: ya